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Post#1 Posted: 28 Jun 2009 10:10 pm    Post subject: tuesday humor Reply with quote

This is cute:

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not Allow! me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY'
then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked

'What are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for A Couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him
'...And where do you think you're going?'



He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.
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Post#2 Posted: 28 Jun 2009 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happyguy44 wrote:
This is cute:

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not Allow! me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY'
then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked

'What are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for A Couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him
'...And where do you think you're going?'



He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.
rofl...

doesn't really follow up though...

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Post#3 Posted: 28 Jun 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha this is a cute joke tongue
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Post#4 Posted: 29 Jun 2009 03:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahah. its monday tho...
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Post#5 Posted: 29 Jun 2009 03:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hahah. its monday tho...

And it was posted on Sunday tongue

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Post#6 Posted: 29 Jun 2009 05:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my lord it was worse than i thought
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Post#7 Posted: 29 Jun 2009 05:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hah, this made me laugh.
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Post#8 Posted: 29 Jun 2009 06:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wanted to tl;dr.....but i didnt...and i lold.
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