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xtreme_music
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#1 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 06:11 pm Post subject: Workers |
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The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me
And there you are, sitting around and reading jokes!
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DODGERFAN
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#2 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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lol _____________________ [img] |
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Schoolhacker
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#3 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 05:01 pm Post subject: |
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lol... despite all the adding and subtracting... its quite funny at the end lol!
i mean i am sitting here reading jokes lol! NICE! _____________________
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treezzzzz
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#4 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 05:17 pm Post subject: |
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wow nice. _____________________
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Ryan[ProFreshENT]
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#5 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 06:38 pm Post subject: |
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lol nice 1, point proven. _____________________
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snsd
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#6 Posted: 16 Feb 2008 01:45 pm Post subject: |
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The subtractions don't make Perfect sense but still the ending is good |
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Maintenceman
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#7 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 01:37 pm Post subject: Re: Workers |
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xtreme_music wrote: | The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me
And there you are, sitting around and reading jokes! |
u spent the time to type that, get you ass to work! |
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undrt8kr
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#8 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 04:38 pm Post subject: |
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yeah im not going to pick ur your slack... slacker _____________________
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SharronPeters
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#9 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 06:16 pm Post subject: |
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Nice. Did you find this joke on a website or did you do all the math out yourself _____________________
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