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Post#1 Posted: 29 Jun 2008 09:46 pm    Post subject: funny joke lolz Reply with quote

Ok so this guy goes into a bar and he sees this girl
guy: hey you seem really cool so ill let you in on a little secret
girl: oh really? what is t
guy: theres a drink here that if you drink you can fly.
girl: no way, prove it
guy: ok, i will waiter ill have the special drink
So the guy drinks it jumps out the window flys around the bar three times and comes back in.
girl: wow that was really cool but i dont really believe yo do it again
guy: ok ill have the special drink
So the guy drinks it jumps out the window flys around the bar three times and comes back in.
girl: wow, i want to try it
So the girl drinks it jumps out of the window and falls to her death
waiter: superman your a dick when your drunk
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Post#2 Posted: 29 Jun 2008 09:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha.
Nice one Collin.

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Post#3 Posted: 29 Jun 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Haha.
Nice one Collin.


ty lols
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Post#4 Posted: 29 Jun 2008 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one smile
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Post#5 Posted: 16 Feb 2013 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO good stuff
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Post#6 Posted: 16 Feb 2013 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Post#7 Posted: 17 Feb 2013 08:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha whistling
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Post#8 Posted: 24 Feb 2013 05:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No funny for me briggrin
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Post#9 Posted: 02 Mar 2013 01:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya
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Post#10 Posted: 06 Mar 2013 07:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Post#11 Posted: 10 Mar 2013 03:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Post#12 Posted: 14 Mar 2013 04:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Post#13 Posted: 14 Mar 2013 09:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol++
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Post#14 Posted: 16 Mar 2013 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Post#15 Posted: 14 Apr 2013 09:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lolz
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Post#16 Posted: 25 Apr 2013 03:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old... but loll
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Post#17 Posted: 21 Nov 2016 06:45 am    Post subject: funny joke lolz Reply with quote

LOL Nim.

Its a joke about women, not a god thread thank god
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Post#18 Posted: 02 Jan 2017 09:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao
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Post#19 Posted: 14 Jan 2019 06:09 pm    Post subject: Re: funny joke lolz Reply with quote

elementwarn wrote:
Ok so this guy goes into a bar and he sees this girl
guy: hey you seem really cool so ill let you in on a little secret
girl: oh really? what is t
guy: theres a drink here that if you drink you can fly.
girl: no way, prove it
guy: ok, i will waiter ill have the special drink
So the guy drinks it jumps out the window flys around the bar three times and comes back in.
girl: wow that was really cool but i dont really believe yo do it again
guy: ok ill have the special drink
So the guy drinks it jumps out the window flys around the bar three times and comes back in.
girl: wow, i want to try it
So the girl drinks it jumps out of the window and falls to her death
waiter: superman your a dick when your drunk


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Post#20 Posted: 16 Apr 2019 08:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can't stop laughing
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