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Vassago
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#1 Posted: 21 Jan 2011 02:38 am Post subject: Poor guy |
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A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
" I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the milk man and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all . I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve; a smart ass like you shows up and drinks the whole damn thing!" _____________________
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Basi
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#2 Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:10 am Post subject: |
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9/10! |
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bongogocrazy
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#3 Posted: 21 Jan 2011 02:58 pm Post subject: |
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thats funny. dumb ass biker drank his poison. poor little guy did have a rough day. maybe he should drink more often. _____________________
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Disable
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#4 Posted: 21 Jan 2011 05:17 pm Post subject: |
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lmfao thats hella lol _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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Rad
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#5 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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LOL good one! |
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xxtc1022xx
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#6 Posted: 27 Jan 2011 11:26 am Post subject: |
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lolz he deserve it _____________________ When selling things for Cash I only accept the following:
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Grizham
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#7 Posted: 22 Jan 2012 03:16 am Post subject: |
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lol |
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AutomaticKalashnikov1947
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#8 Posted: 24 Feb 2012 09:51 pm Post subject: |
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Quality |
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Valid
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#9 Posted: 24 Feb 2012 09:53 pm Post subject: |
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lol, owned.. _____________________
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Somatoform
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#10 Posted: 27 Feb 2012 01:50 am Post subject: |
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That was really good man, I enjoyed it.
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FSU08
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#11 Posted: 21 Mar 2012 02:51 pm Post subject: |
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haha thats what he deserves |
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Monkey D. Luffy
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#12 Posted: 21 Mar 2012 08:25 pm Post subject: |
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rofl owned |
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Njag
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#13 Posted: 09 Apr 2012 10:52 am Post subject: Re: Poor guy |
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Vassago wrote: | A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
" I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the milk man and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all . I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve; a smart ass like you shows up and drinks the whole damn thing!" |
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KR Aaron
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#14 Posted: 09 May 2012 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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thats messt up but i like it _____________________
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V4mpir3
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#15 Posted: 02 Sep 2012 03:29 am Post subject: |
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HahgAga _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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Demchak
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#16 Posted: 21 Sep 2012 12:44 am Post subject: |
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he def got what he deserved. _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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#17 Posted: 18 Jan 2013 06:30 pm Post subject: |
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10/10 |
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Revolver
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#18 Posted: 25 Jan 2013 09:54 pm Post subject: |
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lululululul that blows |
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#19 Posted: 12 Feb 2013 08:31 pm Post subject: |
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hahah thats what he gets |
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Vendetta
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#20 Posted: 12 Feb 2013 08:36 pm Post subject: |
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lul |
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