# You know you're addicted to d2 when you need a ride home, and ask someone to make a tp.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, you tell them your maphack wouldnt open.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you run over something, you immediatly stop the car and check to see if it had any rare drops.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when someone steals your lunch, you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you sleep you snore "zzzz Damn noob's..zzzz Damn noob's".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you see a dead man and say, "Pwned".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you found a ring on the street and dont have indentify scroll to identify it.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you ask your class-mates at school if anybody would sell their lunch for highrunes.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
# You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd noob"!!
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
# You know you're addicted to d2 when a earthquake approaches, you shout "WOOOT DIABLO WALKS THE EARTH"
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you try to cast blaze by setting yourself on fire.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when a guy holds a modified gun at you and say, "lol noob no hacked items allowed"!!
# You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "HAHA noob weapon"
# You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs, and then you offer fg!!
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo".
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you find yourself standing in a field of cows swinging a hammer around on a string shouting, "17k Damage!!" "17k Damage"!!
# You know you're addicted to computer in general, when you say "rofl" and you actually are.
# You know your addicted to d2 when in football practice the coach tells you to rush and you run home and PM ~Emortal~
# You know you're addicted to d2 when you walk into quiznos and say their subs are noob compared to subway.
# You know when ur addicted to d2 when bring these dumb @*#%in jokes to D2JSP.
# You know you're addicted to d2, when your wife asks what u want for dinner, and you say offer.
# You know you're addicted to d2, when you drive half hour in a blizzard to get to your college to finish a lvl job.
# You know you're addicted to Diablo when someone says your stupid and you reply, "I know, I'm strength based."
# You know you're addicted to Diablo when you're about to go down into your basement and you realize you forgot to stock up on pots.
# You know you're addicted to Diablo when the boss calls you in to his office at work and you think to yourself "God, I have to do this quest AGAIN?"
# You know you're addicted to Diablo when your pencil breaks and you say "Hold on, gotta go back to town for repairs."
# You know you're addicted to Blizzard games in general when you start recognizing the voice actors from their previous roles. "Holy %@@*, Greiz is Arcturus Mengsk?!"
# You know you're addicted to d2 if you look out a window and are surprised not to see your health/mana globes in the corner.